10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek