10 Random Poker Quotes
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- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."