10 Random Poker Quotes

Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
"Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
Why not, when some because there are three.
Welcome to kicker school
Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."