10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.