10 Random Poker Quotes

• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Welcome to kicker school
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from