10 Random Poker Quotes

• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]