10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Poker is for loners.