10 Random Poker Quotes

• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph