10 Random Poker Quotes

• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.