10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.