10 Random Poker Quotes

• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• "No river, no fish."
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus