10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Fold and live to fold again
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders