10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels