10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak