10 Random Poker Quotes

• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.