10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow