10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson