10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"