10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• It's Free To Fold...
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22