10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!