10 Random Poker Quotes

• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.