10 Random Poker Quotes

• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth