10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.