10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Welcome to kicker school
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo