10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"