10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.