10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson