10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.