10 Random Poker Quotes

• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak