10 Random Poker Quotes

• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris