10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus