10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT