10 Random Poker Quotes

• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Poker is for loners.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.