10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• It's Free To Fold...
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."