10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- You have to piss with the dick you have