10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth