10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "No river, no fish."
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.