10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Never educate a stupid poker player.