10 Random Poker Quotes

• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'