10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.