10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..