10 Random Poker Quotes

• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier