10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.