10 Random Poker Quotes

• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion