10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Fish don't eat Nutz!