10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.