10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.