10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- Fook the floosh droo!
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com