10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for loners.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-