10 Random Poker Quotes

• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier